We HAVE to keep Faux Noise on the air! Otherwise, "The Daily Show" writers won't have material!
“The reported allegations against News Corporation are very serious, indicate a pattern of illegal activity, and involve thousands of potential victims,” the politicians said in a letter to Mr Holder and Ms Schapiro.THANK YOU! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!!! Go get 'em, FBI! It's about TIME you did something besides lurk at peaceful demonstrations, teach death squads to attach battery cables to genitals, secretly wear dresses and send closet cases to persecute us Queers! EARN my tax money, you parasites!
“It is important to ensure that no United States laws were broken and no United States citizens were victimised,” the senators said.