Wanted: Junk & Dog

My dog, Porkchop, needs a dog. It should be a small dog: gender, age and breed nonspecific. It's gotta b small, cuz I'm running out of room in the bed, with Porky & six cats.

Anybody with an old Whirlpool washing machine, I need a part off it: the water level cut off switch.

I also need a moped or motor scooter, in semi-working condition. Can pay.

I'd love to have an old record player, particularly if it plays at 78 rpm. I have an extensive vinyl & 78 collection I'd LOVE to hear again!
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Crass Commercialism:

I have BEAUTIFUL Halloween masks for sale! I also have cat pillows, pillow puppets, Fairy Rag Lady dolls and gourd bird houses.

I have gobs of seeds, if anybody needs some: Bottle neck gourd, jack o lantern pumpkin, big fat marigolds, Hopi black dye sunflower.

I still have some dried herbs, too: catnip, bay laurel, sage and rosemary.

I do NOT need any cats!!!

Thank you,

Rogi